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While Hiei vs. Bui is one of my favorite fights (with Kurama vs. Karasu a close second) i think my favorite fight was Yusuke vs. Chuu!
This whole fight was pure fucking man sweat, testosterone, someone cup my balls they’re so huge, spit, fuck, boobies, MANRY MEN :B
Watch that fight, it’s so… goddamn… UNPH
The blade thing too!
With The Office gifs and anonymous examples
Where they have Kurama going all Yoko and being a sexual nyan cat:
"I’m a sexual being, I need to be fucked" Kurama purred, licking his lips so sensually that Yusuke’s penis instantly sprang to life. "Fuck me daddy. Fuck me hard!"
Or Yusuke loosing his mind to his Mazoku side and fucking the daylights of out one of the other three:
"Yeah, baby! Take it like a bitch!" Yusuke roared, slamming up to his hilt as he burrowed his steel rod into Hiei’s tight little ass. Hiei wailed, the cherry red welts still stinging his supple flesh as tears pricked his gorgeous ruby eyes.
And for some reason Kuwabara’s either raping someone or getting raped? Or simply just left out and explained as homophobic?:
"I don’t like gays." Kuwabara snapped, "and if you’re gay then I don’t like you."
"B-but Yusuke hiccuped his soul begining to break in two from the force of his pain. "Kuwabara… I love you!"
Hiei usually gets the brunt of the uke craziness. We’ll never know why:
"No! No!" Hiei screamed, sobbing as he ran as fast as he could from Yusuke and Kurama hot on his tail. "Don’t touch me! Don’t come near me! I can never love! I’m the forbidden child!"
But it was no use, as Yusuke tackled him with a great leap, sucking at Hiei’s neck and kissing him roughly on the mouth.
"Surrender to your master." Yusuke growled.
Or somehow Hiei just totally needs/wants to be fucked because he’s in heat????
"Take me! Take me now, daddy!"
And Keiko’s a ‘total bitch’ so Yusuke just kicks her to the curb:
"How dare you be a fag?!" She shriekd, her hair fluffing up like a mean cats. "You’re mine! Mine!" She tried to grab him with her sharp nails and Yusuke screamed in fear, lunging back in desperation to get away.
"Kurama!" Yusuke sobbed openly, "Save me!" but could his koi even hear him?
And they expect us to be so turned on and/or give them amazing reviews:
"liek omg tht was sooooo amazing."
When really we’re just like:
"… Why god. Why."
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